"How Not To Fuck Up Your Kids Too Bad -- A Guide to Modern Fatherhood" has been released on Audible, May 2018.
If you're in Canada, it's here: https://www.audible.ca/pd/Arts-Entertainment/How-Not-to-F-ck-Up-Your-Kids-Too-Bad-Audiobook/B07DDMSYWH?source_code=CANGA1560601180112
If you're in the US, it's here: https://www.audible.com/pd/Radio-TV/How-Not-to-F-ck-Up-Your-Kids-Too-Bad-Audiobook/B07DF4HRYD?ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1&pf_rd_p=e81b7c27-6880-467a-b5a7-13cef5d729fe&pf_rd_r=RRF6BPJQ3RSHYXQ1DCFQ&